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"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'
"Twenty years ago, I invited you in for a nightcap. I now retract that invitation."
Tags:retraction, retractions, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, break up, break ups, flirtation, flirtations, nightcap, nightcaps, night-cap, night-caps, divorce, divorces, divorcee, divorcees
"If we don't go, do you suppose anyone is going to assume we weren't invited?"
Tags:invite, invites, invitation, invitations, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, social party, social event, social events, party guest, party guests, popularity, popularity contest, socializing, socialising, socialise, socializes, unpopular, unpopularity, keeping up appearances, keep up appearances, snob, snobs, elitism, elitist, elitists, social circle, social circles
"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."
Tags:ocd, ocds, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsives, obsessive compulsion, mental state, lonely, loneliness, ritual, rituals, ritualistic, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorhood, evening plans, evening plan, lonely existence, invitation, invitations, socialize, socialise, socializing, socialising
"Erza, I'm not inviting you to my birthday party, because our relationship is no longer satisfying to my needs."
Tags:park, parks, playground, playgrounds, child, children, kid, kids, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, friendship, friend, friends, unsatisfied, unsatisfying, unhappy, birthday party, birthday parties, party, parties, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, invitation, invitations, uninvited, petty, spiteful
"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
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"Oh, Lord! We forgot to invite any content providers."
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"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"
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"Mother sends Season's Greetings with her love to you, Lydia. She says how she does so wish to spend the holidays with us but she knows that would mean we would have to drive five hundred and fifty miles to her house, as it is impossible for her to accept
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, christmas letter, christmas letters, christmas card, christmas cards, greeting card, greeting cards, letter, letters, relationship, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, parent, parents, in-law, in-laws, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, old age, elderly, seniors, senior, guilt, guilty, guilt trip, guilt trips, daughter, daughters, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-laws, seasons greetings, love, holiday, holidays, long drive, long drives, impossible, invitation, invitations, untidy, messy, offensive, insulting, rude, martyr, martyrs, happy, happiness, unhappy, unhappiness, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, family issues, family problems, married life, marriage, marriages
"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."
'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, basketball, basket ball, player, players, play, plays, playing, played, team, teams, deceive, deceives, deceiving, body, bodies, excuse, excuses, game, games, invite, invites, inviting, invitation, invitations, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Fruit salad? Count me in!"
"B.Y.O.P.?" "Bring your own Prozac."
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"And—good news—it's black tie."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, event, events, entertainment, entertaining, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, black tie, black tie event, black tie events, dress code, dress codes, fashion, fashions, style, styles, trend, trends, trendy, trending, men's fashion, women's fashion, men's clothing, women's clothing, wedding, weddings, invite, invitation, invitations, invited
"Sounds like fun. Can I bring an acolyte?"
Tags:acolytes, acolyte, plus one, plus ones, party, parties, conceit, conceited, hierarchy, hierarchies, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, invitation, invitations, party invitation, party invitations, plus-one, plus-ones, assistant, assistants, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers
A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."
Tags:bumper sticker, bumper stickers, transportation, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, tin can, tin cans, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, just married, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, apologizing, apologising, apology, apologies, bride, brides, groom, grooms
"I think I was only invited for one reason."
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"Ordinarily, we'd love to come, but we don't want to miss a single minute of tonight's pledge drive."
Tags:pledge drive, pledge drives, funding drive, funding drives, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, public television, public funding, publicly funded, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., invite, invites, invitation, invitations, rejecting, rejection, turning down, excuse, excuses, boring, old age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle age, middle aged, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, staying in
"This is Dave, my friend plus."
"And it was so typically brilliant of you to have invited an epidemiologist."
'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'
"The Crawfords would love to come but they hate us."
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"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"
"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"
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