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"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
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"I'd invite you in, but I have a white couch."
"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
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"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"
'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'
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"I think I was only invited for one reason."
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'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'
"The Crawfords would love to come but they hate us."
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"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."
"Bride or groom?"
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'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'
'It's the boss' attempt to convey a certain openness.'
'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'
'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'
'Did you receive my 'save the date' card?'
'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'
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'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'
'How come whenever Connie has a party she always invites the same people we don't know?'
'How will we ever decide which holiday parties to attend? I know, we'll just them them in an imaginary hat and pick out an imaginary few from our imaginary friends to imaginarily attend.'
"We'd love to come, Louise. What's appropriate attire for a closing?"
"I'm a very different person on the slopes."
"Oh, yes—do come in!"
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'Wanna go get some pizza?' (mobile phones).
'I didn't get the job but they invited me to the company picnic!'
'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'