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'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'
"Help pay my minibar bill."
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Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists
"Today I got my first bill."
'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'
Home Business - Accounts.
'Here, check it by processing my bill.'
'Accounts, I have an overdue payment notice for you.'
From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"
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'Is this for wiping greasy hands? No, it's your itemized bill.'
'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'
"Yes sir, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute."
"Thanks Mr. Guru! Please accept this payment as a token of my appreciation."
"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!"
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Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick
'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'
"$189.13 for parts and labor and $25.00 for having to listen to your small talk."
'I certainly hope it doesn't take me as long to pay the bill as it did for you to get the part.'
'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'
"It's a bill from Santa Claus for knocking the snow off our roof and cleaning our chimney two nights ago."
Invasion of the Giant Bookkeepers
"It's an invoice from our plumber."
"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"