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"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
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After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'
Mensa Does Improv
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'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'
"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."
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"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."
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'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'
It's the stupid, stupid.
"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."
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'Maze-solving program? Let's see ... '
Your I.Q. must be this low to go on this ride.
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Well I don't know if the fish oils have helped his concentration, but they've certainly kept the fly population down.
"This smartphone is not very smart and will be a excellent purchase for you."
"That's hardly necessary!"
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"Do you have 'Intelligence for Idiots'?"
Cats are not as intelligent as you think.
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'There's so little to read, I'll only charge you half price.'
Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.
"The other kids at school think I'm very intelligent. They all call me Smartie!"
"Jason is cute as a bug, but he sure is one thickheaded little sucker."