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They Saved Trump's Brain!
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Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'
"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."
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It's the stupid, stupid.
"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."
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"This smartphone is not very smart and will be a excellent purchase for you."
"Do you have 'Intelligence for Idiots'?"
'There's so little to read, I'll only charge you half price.'
"Jason is cute as a bug, but he sure is one thickheaded little sucker."
'My wife doesn't understand me.'
"i can take pictures of my bum!"
"Unfortunately my 'intelligent assistant' is cleverer than I am!"
'My mind keeps wandering.' - 'Don't worry it won't go far.'
Densa - We take anyone.
Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.
Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.
"He was upset when he found out his smartphone was smarter than him!"
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Scarecrow's School Days
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"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"
I'm With Stupid
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"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"
'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'
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