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'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'
"I want my money back, please. That GPS you sold me isn't worth squat."
"I'll have you know...when I deal with other parts stores, I don't have this problem."
"Look, I'm always happy to help customers with their problems. But you're talking to the wrong idiot."
"Who do I complain to about your complaint department?"
"$119? I can get this on the internet for $36!"
"I wish we had 20 customers like Mr. Sanchez."
"I'm sorry...I need to speak with someone with a little authority around here."
"This is the customer care hot line. We make it a priority at Auto y Rod Inc. to put the customer first!"
"What's wrong with you? This isn't what I want! Do you know what you're doing? Can you get me a smarter clerk?"
"Guys, this circular is in today's paper...except the people over there messed it up! Our coolant is $7.99, not $1, battery chargers are $39.99, not $9.99...and hydraulic jacks are $29.99 not $2."
'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'
'Hey! You don't suppose she LIVES in there?'
"...Well, I don't know. The sign's obscured, so I suppose it could say anything."
"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."