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Irish Eyes began smiling on March 17, 461...the day St. Patrick discovered Irish cream.
"Do you really need a Pat on the back for everything?"
"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."
"After this one let's get out of here."
"That's odd. I thought there was supposed to be a crock of gold at the end of a rainbow? This is a kettle of fish."
'I know it's St. Patrick's Day, dad, but Little Green Ridinghood?'
'After St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland, what did they use to scare girls?'
'Hey! On St Patrick's day, everyone is Irish!'