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'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'
Worm getting smucked by golf club.
"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."
Tags:too many irons in the fire, spread thinly, spread too thinly, trying too much, trying to do too much, idiom, idioms, iron, irons, fire, fires, extinguished, extinguish, job loss, job losses, unemployed, unemployment, self employed, self employment, unsuccessful, lack of success, bar, bars, pub, pubs, after work dirnks
"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, hookup, hookups, iron, ironing, housework, chore, chores, housewife, housewives, feminism, feminist, feminists
'I ordered an 'iron condor' not an 'iron duck'!'
'Hop up on the table and I'll have those wrinkles gone before you know it.'
'You have a machine that transmutes iron to gold?'
The End of the Iron Age.
Who Will Be The Iron Accountant?
Tags:iron, iron accountant, contest, contests, contestant, contestants, competition, competitions, competitive, to the stars, of the stars, human calculator, deducter, deduct, deduce, tv, television, televise, reality television, reality tv, t v, client, clients, receipts, money, profit, profits, account, accounts, accounting, affairs, affairs in order, finances, financial, personal finance, personal finances, finance
"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."
Tags:wrinkle, wrinkles, prescription, prescriptions, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, physician, physicians, checkup, checkups, physical, physicals, medical exam, medical exams, medical examination, medical examinations, iron, irons, ironing board, ironing boards, household chore, chore, chores, laundry, geriatrics, old age, old-age, geriatrician, geriatricians
"Now you've got too much iron in your diet..."
"Your thighs are like iron."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, mall santa, shopping mall santa, sitting on santa's knee, sitting on santa's lap, kid, kids, child, children, working out, fitness, exercise, thighs, strength, strong, physical strength, muscles, muscles, iron, personal trainer, personal trainers, personal training, health, health club, health clubs, gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, flattery, compliment, compliments, complimenting
"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."
Tags:iron age, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeolgy, archeologist, archeologists, archeology, dig, digs, archaeological, archeological, site, location, archaeology, relic, treasures, iron, irons, relics, pottery, finds, treasure, ironing board, scientist, science, dig, excavate, excavation, ironing boards, excavations, excavating, excavate
You are ironing my shorts with a rotary saw
"I know it's summer, and you'd rather be at the beach. . . but I've got to finish this ironing!"
Tags:iron, ironing, irons, ironing boards, ironer, ironers, house-work, household chore, household chores, beaches, board, boards, surf board, surfboard, surfboards, surf boards, kid, kids, summer, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beaches, seaside, housework, mom, mother, son, surfing, beach, ironing board, summer
Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.
First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'
'Nice iron. Your wife will love it. While I wrap it, you might want to go over to sporting goods and pick out a helmet.'
Golf puns - Delivery Service
'I think I've found our overload.'
'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!
A man irons one of his pant legs.
Tags:pants, trousers, iron, irons, ironing, wrinkle, wrinkles, wrinkled, trousers, ironing board, ironing boards, household duty, household duties, chore, chores, household, bachelor, bachelors, shortcut, shortcuts, shortcutting, leg, legs, pantleg, pantlegs, pant leg, pant legs, tired, exhausted, unmarried, single life
"Why do boring things happen to exciting women?"
'Alright! We'll get a steam iron.'
"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."
Tags:iron, iron deficiency, iron deficiencies, vitamin, vitamins, vitamin deficiency, vitamin deficiencies, knight, knights, suit of armor, suits of armor, suit of armour, suits of armour, armor, armour, metal, metals, metal worker, metal workers, metalwork, metalworker, metalworkers, cutback, cutbacks, cutting, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, doctor, eat right, eats right, eating right