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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'
"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."
'I play heavy metal.'
'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''
Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.
'I don't need a hard hat, boss. I passed the plumb bob test where they dropped one on me from 50 stories up and I suffered no ill effects.'
'Oooh, let's DO lunch.'
A welder heats his soup with a blow torch.
'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'
'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'