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"Lets' just say we were unable to iron out our differences."
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"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."
Tags:too many irons in the fire, spread thinly, spread too thinly, trying too much, trying to do too much, idiom, idioms, iron, irons, fire, fires, extinguished, extinguish, job loss, job losses, unemployed, unemployment, self employed, self employment, unsuccessful, lack of success, bar, bars, pub, pubs, after work dirnks
Man misses putt in golf.
'Hop up on the table and I'll have those wrinkles gone before you know it.'
"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."
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"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."
Tags:wrinkle, wrinkles, prescription, prescriptions, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, physician, physicians, checkup, checkups, physical, physicals, medical exam, medical exams, medical examination, medical examinations, iron, irons, ironing board, ironing boards, household chore, chore, chores, laundry, geriatrics, old age, old-age, geriatrician, geriatricians
"I know it's summer, and you'd rather be at the beach. . . but I've got to finish this ironing!"
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'Nice iron. Your wife will love it. While I wrap it, you might want to go over to sporting goods and pick out a helmet.'
'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!
A man irons one of his pant legs.
Tags:pants, trousers, iron, irons, ironing, wrinkle, wrinkles, wrinkled, trousers, ironing board, ironing boards, household duty, household duties, chore, chores, household, bachelor, bachelors, shortcut, shortcuts, shortcutting, leg, legs, pantleg, pantlegs, pant leg, pant legs, tired, exhausted, unmarried, single life
"Why do boring things happen to exciting women?"
'Alright! We'll get a steam iron.'
"You don't need me. This is the latest teen style: perma-wrinkle-perma-dirty clothing that requires no ironing and no washing."
"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."
'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'
Fold out ironing board next to a fold out ironing lady.
"Hand me a number eight iron."
Tags:golfer, golfers, golf cart, golf carts, golf player, golf players, golf game, golf games, golf club, golf clubs, caddie, caddies, golf course, golf courses, golf buggy, golf buggies, iron, irons, club, clubs, hobby, engine problem, engine problems, car problem, car problems, breakdown, breakdowns, thelwell
Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.
'Your shirt is all ironed! You really gotta wrinkle that out.'
"Dreadful business Jeeves. We only have each other now. Have these pressed by morning."
'Probably a nine iron, or in your case, nine iron, nine iron, nine iron. . .'
Iron age man holding an iron.
'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'
'I knew I should have married Peter Polyestertail!'