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"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
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"No doom and gloom here. Julian predicts the economy will turn around by the end of the century."
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"I thought an illogical framework would work better."
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"Hypochondria isn't normal, so I'm still sick... right?"
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"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."
"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."
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"He got it into his head that he could lower his cholesterol more easily with another woman."
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"Let's break the record for non-stop, deranged barking."
The Ribbon, Nemesis Of Crime....
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Conquering Fear of Heights Championships
'When will it be OK to feel irrationally exuberant again?'
'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'
"Woooooo... big strong man afraid of a little spider?"
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'Mr. Peters, we're going to throw out your medical records and start you from scratch as a healthy man.'
"And I thought we were filled with venom."
"Stocks edged higher. Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy.'"
"Looks like we have mice."
'Don't let him in - I don't trust his shoes.'
"Another dull, boring day at work...except for the moment when Bob's head blew up from stress."
Psychiatrist interview an irrational number
'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'
"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."
"These drugs are nearing their expiry dates - gotta use 'em up!"
'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'