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"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
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"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."
The Ribbon, Nemesis Of Crime....
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Conquering Fear of Heights Championships
'When will it be OK to feel irrationally exuberant again?'
'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'
'Mr. Peters, we're going to throw out your medical records and start you from scratch as a healthy man.'
"And I thought we were filled with venom."
"Stocks edged higher. Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy.'"
'Don't let him in - I don't trust his shoes.'
"Another dull, boring day at work...except for the moment when Bob's head blew up from stress."
Psychiatrist interview an irrational number
'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'
"These drugs are nearing their expiry dates - gotta use 'em up!"
"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."
'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'
"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"
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"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."
"We're 'vermin' and the cat is a 'pet' - It's all so arbitrary!"
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"I agree with you on everything."
'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'
'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'
'It's a well kept secret but actually John and I are closet agoraphobics.'