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"There was a time when your hearty peasant stock was enough for me."
"And another thing …. You only pretend to hate the tobacco companies!"
"Look, I've tried quiet diplomacy to gain my freedom, but it just hasn't worked."
"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."
"We're fighting like - well, we're fighting."
"It's actually pretty funny – I like the room very warm at night, and he likes to sleep with other women."
"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"
"I know you want me to be someone else—but someone else is not me!"
The conscious and unconscious are constantly at war with each other...
"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."
"Let's face it - our relationship is doomed."
"Till death, or other unreconcilable differences, do you part."
'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'
"I'm sorry. We're just too different."
"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."
"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."
'These are legal documents to dissolve our double-play combo...'
'We never 'like' the same things on facebook.'
"Yes, but that does not constitute 'irreconcilable differences'."
'We're seeking a divorce on the grounds of incompatible computers.'
'My teacher and I have irrenconcilable differences.'
'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'
'It would never work out, Randy - You're NPR and I'm talk radio.'
'My ex-husband left me because of irreconcilable differences: I was 45 and his secretary was 25!'