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"Want to know how many steps we took?"
Tags:exercise tracker, exercise trackers, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, physical fitness, tech, techie, techies, technology, wearable, wearables, step, steps, step counter, step counters, counting steps, mountain, mountains, mountain climber, mountain climbers, exercise, exercises, exercising, pedometer, pedometers, irrelevant, irrelevance, summit, summits, peak, peaks, mountaintop, mountaintops, achievement, achievements, measure, measures, measurement, measurements, measuring
"What am I, chopped liver?"
"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
Tags:lunch, lunch break, hungry, hunger, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, raise your hand, question, questions, boss, bosses, food, foods, snack, snacks, coworker, coworkers, irrelevant, business, businesses, business meeting, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, manager, managers, management, white collar, businesswoman, businesswomen, corporate, corporation, company, companies
"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, detail, details, detailed, information, experience, experiences, student, students, teacher, teacher, school, schools, schooling, education, third grade, punishment, punishments, childhood, unnecessary, irrelevant, standing out, modern life
"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."
Tags:journey, journeys, destination, destinations, lost luggage, lost baggage, baggage claim, baggage claims, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, run-around, giving the runaround, excuse, excuses, cliche, cliches, life, life philosophy, life philosophies, irrelevant, irrelevance, travel, travels, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, frequent flyer, frequent flyers
"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."
Tags:theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, playhouse, playhouses, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune telling, thalia, ivan the terrible, irrelevant, detail, details, prediction, predictions, crystal ball, crystal balls, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyance, movie, movies, film, films, play, plays, safe bet, safe bets, useless, useless information, useless info
Tags:fish, fishes, goldfish, goldfishes, fish bowl, fish bowls, order, orders, ordering, ordered, pet, pets, owner, owners, stay, stays, staying, stayed, ridiculous, silly, pointless, absurd, futile, futility, unnecessary, silly, stupid, trivial, irrelevant, irrelevance, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."
"And while violations of our ethical code were up sharply this year, I think it's important to remember that last year we were amazingly ethical."
"Oh, there's no question, you possess some truly remarkable talents, but we're looking for somebody with computer skills."
Tags:qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, talent, talents, talented, fly, flies, flying, superpower, superpowers, overqualified, over-qualified, irrelevant, irrelevance, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill-set, skill-sets, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, skilled, job skill, job skills, talent, talents, talented, computer skills, job skill, job skills, cv, cvs, resume, resumes, hiring officer, hiring officers, show off, showing off, superhero, superheroes, unimpressed, impressive
"Harold, are my knees bumpy?"
"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."
"Oh yeah, if it weren't for Antiques Roadshow we would have been out on the street long ago."
Tags:kings, king, crown, crowns, antique, antiques, antiques roadshow, men, man, antiquated, antiquity, obsolete, obsolescence, archaic, retired, retirement, old, older, aged, age, irrelevant, relevant, relevance, irrelevance, royal, royalty, monarch, monarchy, antique dealer, antique dealers, appraiser, appraisers, tv show, tv program, tv shows, tv programs, broadcasting, broadcasters, public television, public television stations, public television programmers, public television programmer, assets, asset, selling of assets, spending capital, inheritance, inherit
"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"
'This is Malcolm, my insignificant other.'
A support group for crayons nobody ever uses.
"The vastness of space sure makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?"
Tags:space, outer space, deep space, universe, cosmos, galaxy, stars, interstellar, celestial body, celestial bodies, stargazing, vastness of space, insignificant, insignificance, significance, importance, unimportant, unimportance, inconsequential, irrelevant, contemplate, contemplates, contemplation, place in the universe
"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."
Tags:grandparent, grandparents, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, thanksgivings dinner, dinner, thanksgiving dinner, reefer, reefers, blunt, blunts, weed, cannabis, marijuana, scrutiny, clear, honest, history, forgotten, irrelevant, irrelevance, family, families, drug, drugs, election, elections, politicians, judges, media, environment, media environment, scrutinise, warning, scrutinize, judge, ridiculous, pointless
"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."
Tags:plane travel, air travel, jetlag, jetlagged, regional, west, the west, west coast, the west coast, time delay, time difference, time differences, tired, comedian, comedians, stand up comedy, stand up, stand ups, stand up comic, stand up comics, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, stand-up comedy, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, bad joke, bad jokes, out of date, out of touch, behind the times, irrelevant
'Celebrity autobiography editing'
'Well, he's not exactly germane.'
"Our plans? Of course you're in our plans."
Tags:employer, employers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, bad employer, bad employers, hierarchy, hierarchies, business hierarchy, business hierarchies, lie, lying, deceive, deceiving, deception, deceptions, fired, underemployment, fire, firing, unemployed, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, dotted line, dotted lines, the dotted line, cut out, cut out, cut along the dotted line, disposable, irrelevant, disrespectful
"Watch who you're call irrelevant!"
"In an unrelated development, yellow ties came in, briefly held sway, and just as mysteriously disappeared."
Tags:anchor desk, anchorman, anchormen, news, the news, news reader, newsreader, news commentator, news commentators, tv news, television news, news program, news programs, news programme, news programmes, fashions, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, trend, trends, following trends, ties, tie, irrelevant, irrelevance, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Good news-I hear the paradigm is shifting."