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"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
Tags:debt, in debt, debtor, accounting, accountant, accountants, retired, retirement, old age, the elderly, finance, financial management, money management, little red riding hood, red riding hood, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, millennial, millennials, calculate, calculating, accounts book, accounts books, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity
"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
Tags:baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling
Drop your Daughter Off at Work Day
"It is unwise to have ones assets evenly divided among stocks, bonds and lottery tickets."
Tags:stock market, the stock market, stock and shares, investor, investors, investing, bond, bonds, lottery tickets, lottery ticket, poor investment, poor investments, investment advice, investment advisory, investment advisers, asset management, playing the lottery, advice, good advice, irresponsible, irresponsibility, banker, bankers
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, gallbladder, gallbladder surgery, routine surgery, routine, surgeries, malpractice, medical malpractice, killing, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, reality, reality tv, reality television, reality show, reality shows, immunity, send home, last week, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, irresponsible
"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."
Tags:drunk, drunks, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, hit, hits, hitting, bumpercar, bumpercars, bumper car, bumper cars, carnival, carnivals, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, sober, skill, skills, game of skill, games of skill, take the wheel, takes the wheel, taking the wheel, irresponsible, irresponsibility
"What were you texting that was so important?"
Tags:text, texts, texting, texting and driving, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, mistake, messages, messaging, mistakes, modern life, modern attitudes, irresponsible, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones
Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, roo, roos, australia, australian, plastic, plastics, bag, bags, ignorant, ignorance, waste, wastes, wasteful, marsupial, marsupials, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, supermarket, supermarkets, irresponsible, irresponsibility, wallaby, wallabys, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Whatever made you think our employee empowerment program included firearms?"
Tags:firearm, firearms, second amendment, gun control, gun control law, gun control laws, empowerment, employee empowerment, female empowerment, gun, guns, weapons, weapon, inappropriate, weapons in the workplace, irresponsible, irresponsibility, over kill, overkill, over the top, bad employee, bad employees, gun policy
"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."
"Better sorry than safe."
Tags:better safe than sorry, caution, cautious approach, face mask, face masks, ppe, personal protective equipment, coronavirus mismanagement, coronavirus response, irresponsible, ignorant, ignorance, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, self-isolation, social distancing, social distanced, socially distanced, physical distancing, quarantine, quarantines
Tags:smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, ice cream, ice cream truck, ice cream trucks, market, markets, marketing, market to children, marketing to children, big tobacco, tobacco, tobacco company, tobacco companies, appeal, appeals, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, ad, ads, irresponsible, vendor, vendors, vending machine, vending machines
"Oh, Honey - our first bankruptcy!"
Tags:bankruptcy, bankruptcies, bankrupted, bankrupt, bankrupted, budget, budgets, family budget, family budgets, family finances, financial, financials, money management, money-management, bill, bills, bill payer, bill payers, bill-payer, bill-payers, money skill, money skills, financial management, money problem, fiscal, irresponsible, financially irresponsible, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, fiscally responsible, fiscal irresponsibility, husband, husbands, wife, wives, proud, pride, achievement, achievements
Avoiding Dental Expenses
Tags:toothache, toothaches, dental expenses, dentist, dentists, cheapskate, cheapskates, skinflint, skinflints, irresponsible, irresponsibility, stingy, stingy, horse, horses, medieval, medieval times, dental work, pulling out a tooth, rotten tooth, rotten teeth, bad tooth, bad teeth, extraction, extractions
"Sweetheart, use your inside gun."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parental, gun, guns, rifle, rifles, inside voice, inside, indoor voice, weapon, weapons, gun regulation, gun regulations, right to bear arms, bear arms, mother, mothers, mom, mum, moms, mums, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, kid, kids, weapon, weapons, irresponsible, irresponsibility, commentary, comment, violence, gun violence
The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.
Tags:garbage bag, garbage, dump, dumps, dumping, pass off, passes off, passing off, avoid responsibility, avoiding responsibility, responsibility, irresponsible, irresponsibility, trash, trash day, trash days, pawn off, pawning off, leave for someone else, leaving for someone else, satisfaction, satisfied, feeling, feelings, dumping ground, dumping grounds
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
"Why no raise? Because, Fellman, we've been ?scally feckless."
Tags:raise, raises, pay raise, pay raises, pay rise, pay rises, fiscal, fiscal responsibility, fiscally responsible, feckless, irresponsible, irresponsibility, executive, executives, manager, managers, management, money manager, money managers, accountant, accountants, accounting department, accounting departments, office, offices, priority, priorities, selfish, self-interested, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, hierarchy, hierarchies
"No more sangria at lunch, Harris."
"I can catch-you can't throw."
Tags:doctor, doctors, medical doctor, medical doctors, m.d.s, md, mds, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, heart surgery, operating room, operating table, throw and catch, ball games, high stakes, vital organs, organ transplant, organ transplants, black humour, ball game, irresponsible, throwing, malpractice, mal-practice, dying, operating theater, operating theatre, immature, immaturity, immoral, immorality, thoughtless, thoughtlessness
"But that was the old me - this is the remix."
Tags:word play, relationships, marriage, rebirth, rebirths, rebirthing, old you, new you, remix, remixes, remixing, new you, excuse, excuses, responsibility, dodge responsibility, dodging responsibility, irresponsible, reassure, reassures, reassurance, reassurances, reassuring, husband, husbands, mankoff
"Now we just have to sit back and wait for the Fed to bail us out."
Tags:bailout, bailouts, emergency economic stabilization act, emergency economic stabilization act of 2008, financial crisis, financial crises, monetary policy, monetary, irresponsible, responsibility, moral hazard, moral hazards, bank, banks, banker, bankers, children, child, kid, kids, federal reserve, ben bernanke, bernanke, troubled asset relief program, tarp, childish, comparison, compared, compare, 2008, credit crunch, credit crunches, rescue, rescues, rescue package, bush, george, george w bush, george bush
"I need to leave you and the children and go to Tahiti if I'm ever going to be a truly great accountant."
Tags:divorce, divorces, excuse, excuses, calling, calling, career, careerist, careerism, career advancement, advance your career, advancing your career, menial job, menial jobs, menial task, menial tasks, leave home, leaves home, leaving home, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firms, midlife crisis, midlife crises, excuse, excuses, deadbeat, deadbeats, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, irresponsible, gaugin, paul gaugin, artist, artists, great artist, great artists, tahiti, numbers guy, numbers guys
"Oddly, when I lost my sense of responsibility, I found my sense of style became much more acute."