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"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."
'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'
In the future, wars will be fought over water.
Water supply crisis - agribusiness using all of the water for irrigation
Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'
Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.
'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'
Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue
Colonic irrigation: Cancelled due to hosepipe ban.
"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."