Irritations Cartoons and Comics

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Night of the Living Well-Read

Torture-Free C.I.A. Interrogation Tools

Ed's Exterminating Co.

"You should take it easy for a while, Mr. Harner. You've been infected by the virus of hate."

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

"A good day to you, sir, and might the cow of the house be in?"

"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."

"I wonder how much longer she can keep this up..."

"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"

"Oops."

"I'm not happy."

Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses - No soliciting.

"So, how's your snit coming?"

"Still won't start?"

"Sire, the triviameister with the bimonthly quiz."

Profiles in Courage

"I'm warning you- I'm going to call the police if you don't stop touching base with me."

A couple in a pedal boat have a tuba and banjo.

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."

"So much for that vintage!"

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

"No, thanks - we're here to flush the media out of our systems."