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'So, yeah! Take it home, look it over, and if anybody has any feedback my door is always open.'
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'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'
What Moses Should've Said
'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'
'We're getting out of Egypt, and going to a nice peaceful place called 'Palestine.''
Samson Gets Off at Fourteen
Look who's religious all of a sudden
'Just try to collect.'
"I hope this isn't meant to be a criticism of our current life style."
Moses in Connecticut
Moses and the wandering years. Another theory.
"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."
The Israelites receive nanna from heaven.
Promised Land Signpost
'...And now, for today's Top Ten Commandments ...'
'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'
'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'
'Wander in the desert for forty years? -Is this some kind of FITNESS program?'
MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU! 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'
'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'
Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon
"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."
John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,
The plague of frogs begins