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No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.
'Grandpa, what was the biggest upgrade you saw when you went to school?'
'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
"I hate this damn thing!"
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'We <html> <head> <body> <div class='main'> <ul>... In class today.'
"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."
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'I was just ringing to see if you received the letter about the e-mails I sent you?'
"You fix it by buying a new one."
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"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"
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'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'
"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."
"I've got tech support. I'm on hold for tech support translator."
'I'd prefer it if they stored their stuff someplace else!'
"If your looking for something with a lot of memory, this baby right here will definitely fill the bill."
"Can you make it purr when I pet it?"
'Though you didn't actually attack the victim, your endlessly droning on about technical stuff did bore him to death.'
"The idea that the government introduces change for the SAKE of it is NONSENSE...we also introduce it so we have an endless stream of tabloid friendly headlines and meaningless sound bites."
"What's that, girl? Timmy forgot his password?"
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"Come on, men! This is for our kids to live in a free world! And for our grandkids to grow up in a world where they can spend hours a day looking at cats on some sort of fantastic information machine!"
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"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."
'Emily, have you been shopping online during class?'
Due to recent technological advances, everything I taught you about computers is no longer valid.'
'Gentlemen, our social media strategy is simple: the more time our marketeers spend on Twitter, the less harm they can do elsewhere.'
"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."
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'It's mine and you can't have it.' Morris was finding it more difficult than most to adjust to the concept of a 'paperless' office.'