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'Before the system upgrade we were going nowhere. Now we're going nowhere fast.'
'This is Tina, As an IT guy I recognize the need for backup if things don't go well,'
'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'
'The way the virus works is it doesn't affect the computer itself, but it makes the user ignorant of how to use a computer.'
'Your IT guy knows his stuff, but he's terrible at teaching it to other people.'
How to beat a computer
"Congratulations on your purchase of fire. Should you have any trouble, Quarg is your IT guy."
"Do you find it strange that out IT guy uses a flip phone."
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'This is Charles, our IT guy. He's cutting edge. He was an early adopter of the mouse pad.'
'I'm being phased out as the family IT guy by my younger brother.'
"Oh my, it seems John was talking to the guys in IT again!"
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Computer requests replacement part for human operator.
'The bad news is your computer has a virus. The good news is it isn't possessed like you thought.'
This just isn't right. The IT guy at our company was killed in an accident and his obituary says 'a fatal error has occured.'
'You have the spell-check set to pig latin.'
'He's our new I.T. guy. Evidently he comes with sleep mode.'
'Yeah, I think it's a hardware problem.'
'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'
'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'
'He doesn't use tools, he just lays on hands.'
Closing Laugh, Computer Office
Computer says it'll come on when it feels like it
Psychiatrist is also Computer Analyst.
Computer Based Training - the early years
'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'