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'This is Tina, As an IT guy I recognize the need for backup if things don't go well,'
'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'
'Your IT guy knows his stuff, but he's terrible at teaching it to other people.'
How to beat a computer
"Congratulations on your purchase of fire. Should you have any trouble, Quarg is your IT guy."
"Do you find it strange that out IT guy uses a flip phone."
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'This is Charles, our IT guy. He's cutting edge. He was an early adopter of the mouse pad.'
'I'm being phased out as the family IT guy by my younger brother.'
"Oh my, it seems John was talking to the guys in IT again!"
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Computer requests replacement part for human operator.
'You have the spell-check set to pig latin.'
This just isn't right. The IT guy at our company was killed in an accident and his obituary says 'a fatal error has occured.'
'He's our new I.T. guy. Evidently he comes with sleep mode.'
'Yeah, I think it's a hardware problem.'
'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'
'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'
'He doesn't use tools, he just lays on hands.'
Closing Laugh, Computer Office
'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'
'Crash on me again would you?!'