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'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'
'Due to recent technological advances, everything I taught you about computers is no longer valid.'
'Settle a bet, Mrs. Templeton. Are you hardware or software?'
'It's for cutting and pasting.'
The c@ s@ on the m@
"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."
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"That's usually not a good sign."
"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."
"Will that keep out the bugs, Miss?"
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"Hi, it's me - I'm on the internet!"
"That's it, now press, 'Reply-All' and bingo! Everybody's prayers have been answered."
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"I'm sending you back to elementary school so you can get your computer skills up."
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'I was home schooled for the First Grade. Then I got too tech savvy for my mom and dad to handle.'
'By the time I finished calling the role, our new computers were obsolete.'
"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"
'I feel foolish teaching computer literacy to students whose use of it is at least five years ahead.'
'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'
'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'
Fire drill at Computer School
'My little sister can't come to school today - She's teaching my Dad how to operate his computer!'
'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'
'I ran out of excuses. My teacher taught us how to back up our homework on our computers.'
'No dad, it's not so much me being brilliant on the computer. it's you being thick.'
No, Potter. The key marked BREAK does not cause the school bell to ring
A little gentler, Dwayne!