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'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'
"You fix it by buying a new one."
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'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'
'Downloading a white paper isn't just something that happens in the bathroom.'
"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"
"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"
'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'
'IT support? I need a hug..'
'We were going to get rid of the superbug but he's the only one who understands the new IT system.'
'Mom, when you need parenting help, do you call grandma for tech support?'
"What happens if you hit escape?"
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"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."
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"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
"Please—no technology questions!"
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"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."
"This thing isn't working."
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Early tech support.
'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'
'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'
The Dilemma of Computer Support Terminology vs. Layman Terminology: 'Okay, I've put it in the recycle bin, now what?'
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
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Gutenberg invents the paper jam.
"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."
"Mmmh... Looks like you need to reformat your HD, reinstall all your software and replace your motherboard. I also suggest you upgrade your OS."
"How many times do I tell you, you CANNOT unfreeze your screen with your hairdryer!"
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