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'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'
"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."
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"Lassie, get tech support."
"You fix it by buying a new one."
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"Oops - I think I hit 'enter.'"
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'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'
"I've got tech support. I'm on hold for tech support translator."
"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"
"Maybe if I unplug it and plug it in again, it'll fix the mess."
"Sorry to bother you but I can't ask my son for computer help while he's in a in time out."
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"A man learns a great deal about himself when he's face to face with 49 minutes of tech support on-hold music."
"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"
'Downloading a white paper isn't just something that happens in the bathroom.'
"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"
"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"
'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'
"Have you tried turning it off and throwing it out the window?"
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'IT support? I need a hug..'
'We were going to get rid of the superbug but he's the only one who understands the new IT system.'
'Mom, when you need parenting help, do you call grandma for tech support?'
"What happens if you hit escape?"
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"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."
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"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
"Please—no technology questions!"
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"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."