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"The idea that the government introduces change for the SAKE of it is NONSENSE...we also introduce it so we have an endless stream of tabloid friendly headlines and meaningless sound bites."
"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"
"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS
'We were going to get rid of the superbug but he's the only one who understands the new IT system.'
'Our system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'
"The technology's in place, now all we have to do is misuse it."
'You mean you once had to WRITE letters?'
"Funding has taken a hit over the last few years....so when it comes to upgrading computing infrastructure we've had to source alternative, less costly options..."
"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"
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Bob was fairly good at identifying non-compliant systems - until he began dating one."
"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."
'It's not the we're against performance targets, it's just that we have our own.'
'We tried to get rid of 'superbugs'...but they're the only ones who can understand the new IT system!'
'Concerns about our data management are misplaced...our new system is very robust Miss Pettigrew.'
'I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT system!'
'Now do you believe that IT systems can have an impact on environmental change?'
'There, that's the IT system sorted...now we can do the important stuff!'
'Of course things will a lot better in the future when we'll be able to not keep the records we don't keep now on the new 6 billion IT system.'
'Right Miss Piggot...I see that according to our records you're pregnant and expecting a little girl in three months.'
'If we're to be able to afford a cutting edge IT system then we have to make sacrifices...and you're ours.'
'With the new automated system we've cut consultation times down to 30 seconds...'
Government procuration in action
'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'
'Hey, the money we invested to improve our IT systems finally pays! My 649 spam mails are surrounded by sneering smileys now!'
How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...