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'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'
'One thing I learned about computers is never to let computers know you're in a hurry.'
'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'
"Well, enough of the coy sexual byplay Bobby. I've got to dive back into the data stream."
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'It was inevitable, I suppose. They've gone and virtualized the coffee in the 'Cloud'.'
'Data, data everywhere!'
'Before the system upgrade we were going nowhere. Now we're going nowhere fast.'
'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'
'Your computer was protected against viral but not bacterial infections.'
'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'
'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'
'A picture is usually worth a 1000 words, but on your mobile site it's worth 800 words.'
'Did you gt a CSS Redundancy Checker?'
'I see you tried to fix it yourself.'
'IT support? I need a hug..'
"Sometimes I don't think that his micro processor is fully functional."
'This new model cuts your work by half. It goes down half the time and stops you working.'
'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'
Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!
'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'
'We need someone in here, like now.'
'Miss Harris, could you pleae cancel tech support and order me a new computer?'
'First, log on.'
Before and After an Update
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