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'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'
'One thing I learned about computers is never to let computers know you're in a hurry.'
'Data, data everywhere!'
'Before the system upgrade we were going nowhere. Now we're going nowhere fast.'
'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'
'I see you tried to fix it yourself.'
'A picture is usually worth a 1000 words, but on your mobile site it's worth 800 words.'
'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'
'IT support? I need a hug..'
'Did you gt a CSS Redundancy Checker?'
'This new model cuts your work by half. It goes down half the time and stops you working.'
"Sometimes I don't think that his micro processor is fully functional."
Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!
'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'
'We need someone in here, like now.'
'Miss Harris, could you pleae cancel tech support and order me a new computer?'
'First, log on.'
Before and After an Update
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Psychiatrist taps patient on head and says: 'Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again.'
"Feel any better?"
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"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."
"Great...My computer froze."
'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'
Sick and tired of her computer freezing, no matter what the season. . . Bev took action!!