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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"
The not-so-elusive Bologna animal
'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'
'We must be the meatballs.'
"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."
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Italian Pasta Moms...
"Hey, Momma...you gotta my lunch packed?"
"Try the calamari here...best in the city!"
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'Over linguini, please.'
'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'
I love Cannelloni
'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'
"It isn't the spaghetti that is tough, you are eating your cardigan."
"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."
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'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'
Hot Lasagna Transport
'What do I do now?'
'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'
'Look! A ton of spaghetti and only one meatball.'
'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'
'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'