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'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'
'Time ou! ... Flea!'
'Mrs. Nortman just sent in this fax of a rash that she's got on her stomach.'
'It's a new strain - chicken noodle pox.'
'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'
'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'
Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.
"We were just as surprised by the test results as you. We're still scratching our heads over it."
Too Much Coffee Man
Tags:bad manners, rude, rudeness, impolite, dog walker, dog walkers, collar of cone, collar, collars, dog collar, dog collars, temptations, overindulge, overindulging, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, itch, itches, itching, itching, groin, groins, etiquette, itchy, faux pas, faux-pas
'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'
'Sure, side effects may include death, but live or die, it WILL stop the itching.'
Grim Reaper Uses His Scythe To Scratch His Back.
"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."
"I really appreciate this."
Tags:scratch, scratching, scratches, scratched, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, neck cone, cone, cones, help, helping, friend, friendly, appreciate, appreciated, itch, itching, itches, dogs and cats, helps, helper, head, heads, personified, personification, thankful, thanks, thanking, thank, value, values
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, itchy trigger finger, itchy, itch, hospital, hospitals, check up, check-up, doctor, doctors, gun, guns, pistol, irony, ironic
A bridge too far
"Scratch my head, would you?"
Tags:dog, dogs, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, analyst, analysts, therapist, therapists, therapy, scratch my back, scratch, scratches, pet, pets, petting, therapy, itch, itches, itching, head-scratcher, head-scratchers, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers
'Why are you scratching yourself?'
"Whew. Thanks for the head-up, Phil."
Tags:mite, mites, flea, fleas, bug, bugs, insect, insects, parasite, parasites, vermin, pest, pests, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, flea bite, flea bites, tick, ticks, scratch, scratches, itch, itchy, itching, close shave, close shaves, near miss, near misses
'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'
'Wow! I'm a dog person too!'
'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.
"Sorry, I don't do fleas."
Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.