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'Mrs. Nortman just sent in this fax of a rash that she's got on her stomach.'
'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'
'Sure, side effects may include death, but live or die, it WILL stop the itching.'
'Why are you scratching yourself?'
'It's bad, coach. Not only is your pitcher a belly itcher, but X-rays confirm that he's also got a rubber arm.'
Fakirs uses a back scratcher.
'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'
The first alien spaceship lands on a dog's hind leg.
'Well, Dan, all of your scratching makes sense now: You have hippies.'
'A little more to the left, Hank, now up a little, that's it,'
"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."