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'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'
'Time ou! ... Flea!'
"It's my itchy trigger finger, Doc. If I don't get some lotion, I'm gonna have to shoot somebody!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, dermatology, dermatologist, dermatologists, wild west, old west, western, westerns, frontier, frontiers, cowboy, cowboys, itchy, itching, trigger finger, trigger fingers, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, shooting, gun control, gun violence, lotion, lotions, cream, creams, dry skin
'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'
Too Much Coffee Man
Tags:bad manners, rude, rudeness, impolite, dog walker, dog walkers, collar of cone, collar, collars, dog collar, dog collars, temptations, overindulge, overindulging, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, itch, itches, itching, itching, groin, groins, etiquette, itchy, faux pas, faux-pas
"We were just as surprised by the test results as you. We're still scratching our heads over it."
'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'
'Sure, side effects may include death, but live or die, it WILL stop the itching.'
Grim Reaper Uses His Scythe To Scratch His Back.
"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."
"I really appreciate this."
Tags:scratch, scratching, scratches, scratched, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, neck cone, cone, cones, help, helping, friend, friendly, appreciate, appreciated, itch, itching, itches, dogs and cats, helps, helper, head, heads, personified, personification, thankful, thanks, thanking, thank, value, values
A bridge too far
"Scratch my head, would you?"
Tags:dog, dogs, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, analyst, analysts, therapist, therapists, therapy, scratch my back, scratch, scratches, pet, pets, petting, therapy, itch, itches, itching, head-scratcher, head-scratchers, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers
'Why are you scratching yourself?'
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen
Tags:comic strip, comic strips, comic book, comic books, comic, comics, mister bundles, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, martian, martians, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction, alien invasion, alien invasions, alien attack, alien attacks, alien landing, alien landings, first contact, parody, parodies, super weapon, super weapons, itchy, itchy, itching, super power, super powers, ray gun, ray guns
"Whew. Thanks for the head-up, Phil."
Tags:mite, mites, flea, fleas, bug, bugs, insect, insects, parasite, parasites, vermin, pest, pests, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, flea bite, flea bites, tick, ticks, scratch, scratches, itch, itchy, itching, close shave, close shaves, near miss, near misses
Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.
"It was built from a scratch."
Tags:dermatology, dermatologist, dermatologists, skin care, skin-care, skin condition, skin conditions, itch, itches, cream, creams, skin cream, skin creams, itching, scratch, scratches, rash, rashes, beauty cream, beauty creams, skin product, skin products, businesses, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, self-made man, self-made men, businessmen, businessman, built from scratch, idiom, idioms, phrase, phrases, expression, expressions
"According to our waiting-room security cam, you're fidgety and have a constant head itch."
'Sparky has some itch hikers.'
'First day on the job is always exciting. I can tell you're just itching to get started.'
"I'd like to return this sheep's clothing. Too itchy."
Tags:itch, itches, itching, itchy, itchiness, customer service, customer services, sheep's clothing, sheep, wolf in sheep's clothing, wolf, wolves, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, phrase, phrases, returns policy, returns policies, customer service, customer services, store, stores, shop, shops
"You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours."
Starting from scratch dermatology clinic.