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'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'
'Time ou! ... Flea!'
'Mrs. Nortman just sent in this fax of a rash that she's got on her stomach.'
'It's a new strain - chicken noodle pox.'
"It's my itchy trigger finger, Doc. If I don't get some lotion, I'm gonna have to shoot somebody!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, dermatology, dermatologist, dermatologists, wild west, old west, western, westerns, frontier, frontiers, cowboy, cowboys, itchy, itching, trigger finger, trigger fingers, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, shooting, gun control, gun violence, lotion, lotions, cream, creams, dry skin
90% Wool, 10% Lycra
Tags:clothes, clothing, fashions, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, wool, wool suit, wool suits, wool mix, fabric, fabrics, scratchy, itchy, scratchy suit, scratchy suits, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing of, dance, dancing, dad dance, mamil, mamils, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis
Too Much Coffee Man
Tags:bad manners, rude, rudeness, impolite, dog walker, dog walkers, collar of cone, collar, collars, dog collar, dog collars, temptations, overindulge, overindulging, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, itch, itches, itching, itching, groin, groins, etiquette, itchy, faux pas, faux-pas
"We were just as surprised by the test results as you. We're still scratching our heads over it."
Grim Reaper Uses His Scythe To Scratch His Back.
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, itchy trigger finger, itchy, itch, hospital, hospitals, check up, check-up, doctor, doctors, gun, guns, pistol, irony, ironic
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen
Tags:comic strip, comic strips, comic book, comic books, comic, comics, mister bundles, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, martian, martians, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction, alien invasion, alien invasions, alien attack, alien attacks, alien landing, alien landings, first contact, parody, parodies, super weapon, super weapons, itchy, itchy, itching, super power, super powers, ray gun, ray guns
"Whew. Thanks for the head-up, Phil."
Tags:mite, mites, flea, fleas, bug, bugs, insect, insects, parasite, parasites, vermin, pest, pests, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, flea bite, flea bites, tick, ticks, scratch, scratches, itch, itchy, itching, close shave, close shaves, near miss, near misses
'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'
"Sorry, I don't do fleas."
"According to our waiting-room security cam, you're fidgety and have a constant head itch."
'Sparky has some itch hikers.'
"That Timmy's a real trouper-he's playing with a sprained ankle and head lice."
"I'd like to return this sheep's clothing. Too itchy."
Tags:itch, itches, itching, itchy, itchiness, customer service, customer services, sheep's clothing, sheep, wolf in sheep's clothing, wolf, wolves, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, phrase, phrases, returns policy, returns policies, customer service, customer services, store, stores, shop, shops
"My trigger finger is itchy."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, military, office, officers, general, generals, major general, major generals, trigger, triggers, trigger finger, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, itch, itches, itchy, impatient, impatience
'Satchel, I have a hunch...'
'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'
'Mr Anderson, you have psoriasis.' 'Pso?'
"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."
Tags:saloon, saloons, western, westerns, trigger finger, trigger fingers, itch, itches, itchy, itchiness, trigger happy, outlaw, outlaws, shoot out, shoot outs, dermatology, dermatologists, dermatology, gun slinger, gunslinger, gunslingers, gun slingers, gun fight, gun fights, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, wild-west
'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'