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"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."
"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."
"No ocean views but your cabin does overlook the buffet table."
Demon vacation company
'You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon.'
You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.
'I want my itinerary to include a double dry martini every day at exactly 5:30.'
'I got our vacation itinerary today.'
'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'
Wedding Day Itinerary.
"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"