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'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'
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"Want to score some flu shots.?"
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'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'
'Move your feet...work the jab. Jab, jab, jab, jab! ok?...And hang in there. My Daughter's soccer game is almost over...'
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Flu pandemic precautions
'Do you ever feel we're having too many inoculations forced on us?'
Medical Professional Birthdays.
'All we have to do is place them on the waiting room chairs!'
'Let's all practice bug control.'
"It wasn't really insulin. You don't have diabetes yet. It was just a warning shot."
"Now just relax....I promise this won't hurt....either of you!"
Calm down...this is for your own good.
'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'
'Good news. We have a new shot that combines all shots in one.'
'Don't worry. This will hurt your insurance company more than it will hurt you.'
Angela Merkel giving George Papandreou an injection
'It's one of my little superstitions, I always inject performance enhancing drugs into my left arm.'
"Well, we don't do any vaccinating on our place and none of the survivors ever get sick."
'I came into spray the plants and he fainted.'
'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'
'Well we never did get a flu shot.'
"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"
'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'
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