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'This must be their seasonal menu. These prices are scary!'
Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, witch, witches, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns
"In my previous life I was arugula."
Tags:pumpkin, pumpkins, vegetable, vegetables, arugula, past, jack-o-lantern, next life, afterlife, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, previous life, previous lives
Tags:october, fall, autumn, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball team, locker room, pumpkin head, headless, right fielder, right fielders, season, seasons, nickname, nicknames, literal, halloween, retired, former baseball player, costume, costumes, sport, sports, sports player, playing sports, competitor, competitors
'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'
The headless polo player.
Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop
"Your candle has gone out."
Tags:halloween, costume, costumes, jack-o-lantern, candle, candles, pumpkin, pumpkins, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians
"Holiday decorating - done."
Tags:holiday, holidays, decorator, decorators, decorating, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, christmas holiday, christmas holidays, xmas holiday, xmas holidays, halloween, halloweens, festive period, festive season, christmas tree, xmas tree, xmas trees, christmas trees, jack 'o' lantern, jack o lantern, jack-o-lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins
"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"
Tags:witch, witches, halloween, hallow e'en, all hallows eve, october 31st, october thirty-first, mask, masks, costume, costumes, halloween costume, halloween costumes, hallowe'en costume, hallowe'en costumes, devil, devils, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, scary, spooky, complaint, complaints, complaining, commercialisation, commercialisation, consumerism, shopping, holiday, holidays
Jack 'o-lantern Driving a Train
Tags:subway, subway station, subway stations, underground, underground station, underground station, tube, tube station, tube stations, halloween, all hallows, hallowe'en, pumpkin, pumkins, jack o lantern, jack-o-lantern, driver, train drivers, drivers, train drivers, tube driver, tube drivers, subway driver, subways drivers, shock, fright, scare, unsafe driver, unsafe driving, driver's window, drivers window, alarm, alarmed, panic, panicked, trick or treat, jack o-lantern, jack 'o-lantern
"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."
Tags:jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, pumpkin, pumpkins, rotting, rot, rotting pumpkin, halloween, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, pumpkinhead
'Wow, what a hothead!'
This Halloween gig sure beats the soup of the day special...
"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."
"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!
Tags:halloween, pumpkins, knife, stabbing, misunderstanding, misconception, misconceptions, stabbings, knives, pumpkin, pumpkin carving, pumpkin carvings, halloweens, jack o lantern, jack 'o' lantern, jack-o-lantern, jack o lanterns, jack 'o' lanterns, jack-o-lanterns, decoration, decorations, decorating
"It's his favorite time of year."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, favourite, favorite, time of year, season, seasons, seasonal, holiday, holidays
"Oh please. That's not the face she was born with."
Tags:pumpkin, pumpkins, jack o lantern, jack o lanterns, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, pumpkin pie, pumpkin pies, whipped cream, thanksgiving, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, face, faces, gossip, gossips, gossiping, plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, makeup, make-up, false, fake, beauty, face lift, face lifts
'I think that we have discovered the cause of your severe heartburn,'
Tags:pumpkin, pumpkins, gourd, vegetables, jack o lantern, halloween, all hallows eve, trick or treat, october 31st, candy, costumes, check up, health, sick, hospital, hospital bed, doctor, ill, patient, heartburn, heartburns, quack, candle, candles, diagnosis, diagnoses, nurse, medicine, jack-o-lantern
"Be careful with that thing. You'll carve an eye out."
"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."
"Thanks for keeping an open mind."