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Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.
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'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'
The headless polo player.
Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop
"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"
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"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."
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'Wow, what a hothead!'
"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!
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"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."
This Halloween gig sure beats the soup of the day special...
"It's his favorite time of year."
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"Be careful with that thing. You'll carve an eye out."
"Oh please. That's not the face she was born with."
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"Thanks for keeping an open mind."
"The reconstructive surgery went smoothly but I still get terrible headaches!"
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"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."
"Make it look like an accident"
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"Now you want a carved pumpkin?"
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"Let's start meditation class by emptying our minds and clearing our heads."
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"I had to get braces."
"So that's your resting face."
'I explored all of my career options and found sitting on a porch was more rewarding than becoming a pumpkin pie.'