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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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"Now I want you to jump over this candlestick fifteen times! Go!"
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'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'
A King, a Queen, and a Jack fixing a flat tire.
'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'
'My cow for your magic beans? It's a deal...subject to approval by our attorneys, of course.'
". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."
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'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'
Fairytale procurement disasters
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana? But seriously, that's the last time we knock."
"Put the Jack under the Queen....then come see me in my office."
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'I told you I'd find a way to change the flat without a jack!'
Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.
Jack and his Bean Stock.
'But then after chopping down the beanstalk, Jack's legal nightmare began...'
Pandora's Boxing Glove.
'I don't know, Jack. This 'magic beans' startup sounds kind of risky.'
'Jack not so nimble.'
'Dunno. You'd be the fool, though.'
'Jack fell down and broke his crown.'
'Make it seven beans and you got yourself a deal.'
"Can you sell me some of that same type of fertilizer Jack was using?"