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Jack and Jill
'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'
'...Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and Jill spent hours telling the insurance man, it wasn't a pre-existing condition.'
'After tumbling down, Jack has a fear of going up the hill ever again.'
'Sorry Jack, but as I said to Jill, it's the two tier system, if you can't afford anything better, it'll have to be just the vinegar and brown paper.'
'Jack, we could stop falling down this stupid hill if you'd stop worrying about contaminants in our tap water.'
'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'
'This time you break your damn crown and I'll come tumbling after ! '
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."
Jack & Jill, a success story: Jack & Jill spring water.
'Oh, good...NOW you order a pail of water online!'
Jacques et Jille
'Jack fell down and broke his crown.'
"And Jack and Jill got on their stairmasters and never worried about breaking their crowns."
Jack and Jennifer
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"Jack, when we get down the hill, let's put the pail up for auction."
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'Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill posted his fall on Tumblr.'
'Poor Jack, first he falls down and breaks his crown, now his body's rejected the vinegar and brown paper.'
Watch Your Step (Jack and Jill)
'I fell down and broke my crown.'
He's got a few aliases, Jack B. Nimble . . . but his real name is John . . .John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'
Jack and Jill
'Let me get this straight, Jack and Jill went up the hill, sustained multiple injuries and didn't sue anybody?'
Jack Horner Accident Insurance - Need to make a claim?