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'This must be their seasonal menu. These prices are scary!'
'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'
"Let's start meditation class by emptying our minds and clearing our heads."
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"I had to get braces."
"That's cute, dear. Now make sure to take a picture so we can show children exactly why they ended up in therapy."
Tags:halloween, halloweens, jack o lantern, jack o' lantern, halloween decoration, halloween decorations, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, therapy, therapist, therapists, practical joke, practical jokes, sense of humour, sense of humor, parenting, parent, parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads
'Are these your pumpkins? We found them in the middle of the street totally smashed!'
'I explored all of my career options and found sitting on a porch was more rewarding than becoming a pumpkin pie.'
"Is that permanent?"
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'...Are you saying I'm not going to make it until December?'
'I went under the knife. Do you like?'
'Why can't we get the big one?'
"The good news is your surgery went fine. The bad news is we left a candle inside you."
T.G.I.F.: Thank 'Gourd' it's 'fright day'.
"Are you outta your gourd?!!"
The Ekert Saga: '...We need to trick the evil fahces into thinkin' the treat of the Ekert isn't a threat anymah...by makin' them think they've already found him...'
'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'
Tags:pumpkin, pumpkins, october, november, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, halloween, halloweens, turkey, turkeys, jack o lantern, jack o lanterns, jack o' lantern, jack o' lanterns, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, decoration, decorations, murder, murders, violent crime, violent crimes
"You wouldn't know where my head is would you?"
'Nice jack o'lantern, son. Now make sure to blow out the candle so we don't burn down the cat.'
Prison guard finds a pumpkin head pretending to be a man.
Classic Emojis for sale.
Pumpkin receives plastic surgery and turns into basketball.
Coach turns back into a pumpkin.
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"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."
Tags:holidays, holiday, halloween, trick or treat, trick-or-treat, trick or treaters, trick-or-treaters, trick or treating, trick-or-treating, candy, costumes, jack o' lanterns, jack o' lantern, jack-o'-lantern, jack-o'-lanterns, jack o lantern, jack-o-lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins, teeth, dentistry, dentist, dentists, tooth decay, acid attack, sugar attack, tooth loss, gum disease, periodontal disease, periodontal