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"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!
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"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."
This Halloween gig sure beats the soup of the day special...
"Oh please. That's not the face she was born with."
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"Be careful with that thing. You'll carve an eye out."
"Thanks for keeping an open mind."
"The reconstructive surgery went smoothly but I still get terrible headaches!"
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"Make it look like an accident"
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"Let's start meditation class by emptying our minds and clearing our heads."
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"I had to get braces."
"That reminds me, your Dentist called."
'...Are you saying I'm not going to make it until December?'
Pumpkin Retirement Home
T.G.I.F.: Thank 'Gourd' it's 'fright day'.
"The good news is your surgery went fine. The bad news is we left a candle inside you."
'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'
Tags:pumpkin, pumpkins, october, november, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, halloween, halloweens, turkey, turkeys, jack o lantern, jack o lanterns, jack o' lantern, jack o' lanterns, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, decoration, decorations, murder, murders, violent crime, violent crimes
Halloween in the White House
'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'
Smoking Jack O Lantern.
Coach turns back into a pumpkin.
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"He's not anti-social - just tight-lipped."
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"I'll be glad when Halloween is over. I get so tired of all this non-stop smiling."
"No experience preferred...we will train!"
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Pumpkin blowing out birthday candles: 'Make a wish.'