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Doctor meets the Spratts
Lanky men and chubby women work at 'Sprat Industries'.
"So, you're saying Jack Sprat had a cholesterol problem and his wife was obese?"
"We should try that some time."
He's got a few aliases, Jack B. Nimble . . . but his real name is John . . .John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
'Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean, and so between the two of them they presented quite an array of nutritional deficiencies.'
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. And they both had massive coronaries.