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"I can't stand these fantastic magazine stories in which lawyers get sent to jail."
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Man In Top Hat And Tails Begins To Break Out Of Prison
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"I found your contact lens."
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'The jail cells are full, so I'm going to let you off with a colonscopy...'
"Keeping track of how long you've been here?"
'I'm being let go. Twenty years I give this place, and that's the thanks I get.'
"We're not jailbirds, Edward. We're birds who happen to be in jail. There's a big difference."
'Do you think he likes his new home?'
'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'
'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'
'Want a cracker?'
'Yes, I would like to take you up on your offer of easy-to-open replacement windows.'
'Lying bastards! - They told me a duvet was far better than sheets and blankets!'
'He must have escaped from one of those minimum security prisons.'
'Right here, dummy! -- This is where I see myself in five years!'
'Wow! My first designer suit.'
'He wants his own cage.'
'It doesn't get any better than this.'
'I was innocent until proven guilty, which took about fifteen minutes.'
'First time inside?'
'I was a mug to listen to you - I only had ten days to go!'
Prisoner runs out of wall space to count the days.
'Time I was off, Percy - I don't want to take up too much of your time!'
Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.
'You lucky guys - I got you all laptops!'