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"Can I put you on hold? I have another call."
"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."
'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
"Give him a chance, I say. I mean what the hell is a hundred days?"
'You see? One door closes, and another opens up!'
"How do I get an outside line?"
"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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'But my BIG mistake was when I asked my boss for the freedom to follow my ideas wherever they led!'
"Six years in Rahway state prison does not make me from New Jersey."
"Now, this over here, this is why you're going to have to go to jail."
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'But you have to admit management's commitment to quality is working.'
"It's just what I've always said; prisons are just too damn soft...!"
"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."
"Been here long....?"
"I sentence you to five years in prison. For your information, that's fifteen thousand billable hours."
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"Now that the kids are in jail, maybe we can take the vacation we always wanted."
"This is Lucy, she'll be the chef-in-residence for the next six to twelve months."
"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."
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"The Judge gave me a choice - marry his daughter or go to jail. You're looking at a happy man."
I hope they've checked this place for radon.
"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."
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Prisoner giving another prisoner hashmark tattoos on his arm to track days in prison.
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"If I have a son, I'm going to name him 59379 Jr."
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"This next song is for everyone who has ever been incarcerated."
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'That day was pretty bad! That day was awful! That day right there wasn't too bad. That day was okay. Oh, yeah, that day...it was horrible!...'