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"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
"This is Lucy, she'll be the chef-in-residence for the next six to twelve months."
'Let's see...that comes to a year in dog years.' (dog's prison sentence).
Prison Vacation For Mafiosi
"Any chance of a fix while I'm in here?"
Basta Pasta Berlusconi.
'A Term for the Wurst.'
Paris Hilton in the slammer.
Could I go to jail for something I didn't do? I didn't pay income tax.
'Being in prison certainly taught him a lesson. Now he can forge signatures and safe break!'
'I've been called up for jury service!'
'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'
'...And we'll soon have you out of those nasty black clod-hoppers and into some nice comfy slippers.'
"Five years for driving the getaway car, plus time and a half for double parking outside the bank!"
"It's not fair. I get 10 years for counterfeiting and people making fortunes with cryptocurrency."
'In case you were wondering if anybody would be going to jail over the loss of lives in the VA scandal and GM auto ignition debacle...'
"You're lucky to have your case tried by Judge Hemingway. He's known for his short snappy sentences."