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"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."
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"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."
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"How come you never want to spend time with my friends during our conjugal visits?"
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"I can't stand these fantastic magazine stories in which lawyers get sent to jail."
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Man In Top Hat And Tails Begins To Break Out Of Prison
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"Would it be too much to ask to get a DSL in here?"
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"I found your contact lens."
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'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'
"I told you we should've taken a right about 100 feet back."
"Keeping track of how long you've been here?"
Prisoner making hash marks all over his cell and his cellmate.
"It's a G.P.S. tracker. Apparently, I'm considered a 'flight risk'."
Prisoners playing croquet with their ball and chain.
'What can you whip up real quick? We're eating on the run today.'
'I'm sorry, but I make it a rule not to date anyone I work with.'
Parole Board: ' I really want this parole...I'll do anything for it...Do you want anybody rubbed out?'
'I had to throw all those cakes you've been sending because you keep leaving sharp implements in them.'
"We're not jailbirds, Edward. We're birds who happen to be in jail. There's a big difference."
'Escaped dog from his leash?! No dog has ever escaped from their leash on Alcatraz!'
"I'm just here for the dental."
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'Have I failed so as a mother, Robert?'
'Do you think he likes his new home?'
'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'
'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'