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"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."
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"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."
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'Your last hope is on the Appeals Fairy.'
"It's Amnesty International. They want to see the people we're holding."
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'For my last meal, I can't decide between comfort or spicy food my doctor said to stay away from...'
'This book changed my life. I stole it.'
'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'
'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'
"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."
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"To jailed comrades!"
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Holiday drinking and driving.
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'I'm quitting the prison band. All our groupies are murderers. And our world tour only goes as far as cellblock 'D'.'
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'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'
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'This is Bill's room. This is where Bill stays. Bill is not allowed to leave this room. . . That's Bill.'
'This is Bill's room. This is where bill stays. Bill is not allowed to leave this room... ...That's Bill.'
'But it's so hard to make it out there, Warden, and many young people are moving back home.'
'The bad news is you lost your appeal, the good news is you won re-election.'
'I'd like to start seeing other people.'
'The governor called... he wants a front row seat.'
'I'm here for identity theft.'
'I was doing fine in court... and then they had to get 'legal' on me.'
Snap, crackle and pop.
'I'll get back to you. I seem to have misplaced your folder.'
'My conviction is the perfect example of why it's so hard to attract good people to politics these days.'