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'Hey kid, what are you in for?'
'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
Tags:bakery, bakeries, pastry shop, pastry shops, display, displays, display case, display cases, baked goods, pastries, pastry, muffin, muffins, baker, bakers, cashier, cashiers, jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisons, incarceration, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, visitor, visitors, visitation, visiting, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, through the glass
"I'm finding it difficult to keep alive the little embezzler within."
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, in prison, in jail, in gaol, gaol, jail, gaols, jails, cellmate, cellmate, inner child, the inner child, embezzler, embezzlers, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzling, psychobabble, criminal, criminals, corrupt, corruption
A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, arrested, locked up, incarceration, imprisoned, delay, delays, delaying, avoiding, avoidance, putting off, inevitable, distracting, distraction, distractions, unsuccessful, procrastination, procrastinating, stalling
"Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding."
Tags:jail, jails, jailing, post office, post offices, post, posts, posting, mail, mails, mailing, stamp, stamps, postage, postage fee, postage fees, increase, increases, increasing, go up, goes up, going up, punishments, harsh, excessive, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, postal, going postal
A prisoner dreams of sheep jumping over the walls of the jail.
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, dream, dreams, dreaming, sleeping, escape, escapes, escaping, jailbreak, prison break, breaking out, jumping the fence, jumping, animal, animals, sheep, wall, walls, fence, fences, jumping over, getting out
"I should have listened when it said 'this call is being monitored for your protection'."
"Kennel changes a dog, Muffin."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, kennel, kennels, the kennels, locked up, prison, prisons, jail, jails, doing time, done time, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, bad dog, bad dogs, prison tattoo, prison tattoos, mohawk, mohawks, bad habit, bad habits, bad influence, bad influence, life choice, life choices, smoking, smoker, smokers
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, money, government, law and order, bank, banks, banking, check, checks, bounced check, bounced checks, bad check, bad checks, insufficient funds, loan, loans, debt, in debt, jail, jails, prison, prisons, white collar, white collar crime, white collar crimes, banker, bankers, non-sufficient funds
"Honey, can we talk?"
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, criminal, criminals, in jail, in prison, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationship, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, reconcile, reconciling, visiting hours, visiting time, prison visiting hours, social visit, social visits, visitation, visitations
"Can I put you on hold? I have another call."
"You're allowed one facebook posting."
Tags:jail, jails, prison cell, prison cells, holding cell, holding cells, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, police, arrested, arrest, arrests, in custody, police custody, one call, one phone call, social media, social media post, social media posts, post, posts, posting, social media age
"Life Without Parole"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, parole, life without parole, sentence, sentences, life sentence, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, imprisoned, imprisonment, trapped, stuck, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, metaphor, metaphors
'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'
"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, tally, tallies, tally mark, tally marks, counting, counting the days, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, dumb, stupid
"If I'm to continue proclaiming your innocence, you'll have to tell me where you've hidden the money."
Tags:law, laws, law and order, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, cellmate, cellmates, locked up, locked away, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, mafia bosses, mob boss, mob bosses
'Before you're released, would you mind taking our exit survey?'
Tags:guantanamo bay, detention camp, detention camps, prison camp, prison camps, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, cafe, cafes, human rights, human rights abuse, human rights abuses, interrogation technique, interrogation techniques, terror suspect, terror suspects, terrorist suspect, terrorist suspects
"Oh, give me a break. My attorney's book has sold twice that many copies."
'The bad news is you're to be executed at dawn. The good news is your executioner is not a morning person.'
Prison on an airplane
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, correctional facility, correctional facilities, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, air travel, passenger, passengers, confined, stuck, cabin, cabins, locked up, trapped, miserable, misery, terrible, horrible, experience, experiences, modern life, travel, traveling, travelling, air, walls, wall, airline, airlines