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'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
"The Toast Whisperer"
Tags:toast, toaster, toasters, toasted, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, kitchen, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, tech, technological, breakfast, breakfast food, morning, mornings, jam, jams, jelly, jellies, grape, grapes, raspberry, preserve, preserves, blueberry, blueberries, apple, apples, butter, butters, fruit, fruits, word play, play on words, whisperer, whisperers
'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'
"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"
Tags:executive, executives, manager, manager, boss, bosses, big boss, big bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, hierarchy, hierarchies, business hierarchies, business hierarchy, college loan, college loans, college debt, college debts, inequality, wealth divide, wealth gap, wealth gaps, just about managing, jam, jams, college, paying for college, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, unemployment, unemployed, fire, fired, firing, sack, sacked, sacking, can, canned, canned, laid-off, laid off, laying off, redundant, made redundant, redundancy, redundancies
'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'
'He loves riding his bike to work, but he hates the traffic. Apparently, he solved that problem.'
Lanes Closed for Spite
Tags:christie, chris christie, lane closure, lane closures, diversion, diversions, highway, highways, freeway, freeways, motorway, motorways, clsoure, closures, close, closed, construction, construction work, road repair, road repairs, useless, useless repair, useless repairs, spite, spiteful, spitefulness, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, jam, jams, parking lot, parking lots, schadenfreude, revenge, vengeance
"Try honking again."
Tags:jam, jams, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, freeway, highway, motorway, commute, commutes, morning commute, morning commutes, carpool, carpools, carpooling, useless, fruitless, honk, honks, honking, beep, horn, horns, car, cars, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, workday, workdays, work day, work days, solution, solutions, problem, problems, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, lost cause, lost causes, road rage
"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."
Tags:traffic, traffic report, traffic reports, congestion, congest, congests, jam, jams, jammed, chat, chats, chatting, pile-up, pile-ups, pile up, pile ups, helicopter, helicopters, road, roads, highway, highways, freeway, freeways, motorway, motorways, country, middle of nowhere, slow news, slow news day, slow news days, rural, remote, car crash, car crashes, roadside, shooting the breeze, chitchat, talk, talks, talking
"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"
Office workers in Hell.
"Can I jam with you guys?"
Traffic Lights Medicine
"In case you're interested, I'll be in the basement preserving resentments for the winter."
Tags:winter, wintertime, winter-time, winter time, winters, married life, married couple, married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, preserve, preserves, jam, jams, marmalade, marmalades, resentment, resentments, winter preparation, winter preparations, marital problem, marital problems, squabble, squabbling, squabbles, ammunition
"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."
'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'
'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'
Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.