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'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, verdict, verdicts, innocent, not guilty, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, party, parties, celebration, celebrations, mess, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, cleaner, cleaners
Induction day at the modern art gallery was proving to be heavy going for Sam. . .
"When a relationship needs mainenance, it would be great if you could just call a super."
Tags:super, supers, supervisor, supervisors, janitor, janitors, building maintenance, building super, building supers, building supervisor, building supervisors, relationship advice, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, married life, married couple, marital problem, marital problems, marital therapist, marital therapists, marital therapy, marriage therapy, marriage therapist, marriage therapists
'Listen, I'm sure janitorial work is fascinating, and it's very generous offer... it's just that we're pretty selective about whose papers we archive here at Harvard.'
'No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.'
'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'
"My mother doesn't understand me."
Tags:cleaning lady, cleaning ladies, janitor, janitors, janitorial staff, janitorial lady, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, shrink, shrinks, mental health, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, mother issue, mother issues, mummy issue, mummy issues, sympathetic ear, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, exec, execs, executive, executives, good listeners
The ice caps were melting and no one seemed to care. Except the guy who had to clean it up.
"I sided with the president on his tax cuts, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
A confused-looking cleaner at a bank sweeps up bills from the floor.
Tags:bank, banks, banking, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, cashier, cashiers, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, caretaker, caretakers, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, sweeping, money, finances, cash, bills, loose change, messy, lost, income inequality, income disparity, the one percent, the 1%, rich, wealthy, affluent, well-off, poor, poverty
'I hate the first day of school.'
"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."
Tags:panic, panics, panicking, flood, floods, flooding, tide, come in, comes in, coming in, go out, goes out, going out, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, leak, leaks, leaky pipe, leaky pipes, freakout, freakouts, freak-out, freaking out, keep your cool, keeping your cool, janitor, janitors, clean up, cleans up, white collar, white collar worker, white collar workers
'I understand that Mrs. Doan is retiring at the end of the semester.'
A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.
"It's certainly high time you got around to fixing that lock, Straus!"
Tags:lock, locks, bathroom, bathrooms, bathroom stall, bathroom stalls, door lock, door locks, broken, busted, toilet, toilets, toilet cubicle, toilet cubicles, stall, stalls, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, delay, delays, delayed repairs, deferred maintenance, fix, fixes, fixing, wait, waits, long wait, long waits, neglect, neglected, janitor, janitors, maintenance man, maintenance men, building maintenance
'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'
"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
Tags:hotel, hotels, overnight, over night, lay over, last night, last night's, guest, guests, clean, cleanliness, cleaning, cleaner, cleans, cleaners, room service, hotel room, housekeeping, house keeping, house-keeping, turn down, turn down service, janitor, janitors, maid, maids, housekeeper, house-keeper, house keeper, room attendant, attendant, attendants, room attendants, dirt, grimy, messy, motel, motels, roadside, road side, road-side, travel, travelling, road trip, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'
Man painting over a computer screen.
'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'
'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'
Janitor sitting behind a table in a bookstore with a sign reading: "Meet the janitor 2 a.m."
Tags:janitor, janitor, cleaning staff, cleaner, cleaners, custodian, custodians, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, book, books, literature, writer, writers, author, authors, book signing, book signings, meet the author, meet the writer, event, events, mop, mops, bucket, buckets, pail, pails, tool, tools, relaxing, resting, word play, wordplay
'You wouldn't be the first one I've had as a client.'