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"But first let's all congratulate Ted on his return to work."
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'These days a penny saved is a penny sitting in a jar somewhere.'
"This is Russell. Russell opens all my jars."
"Oh no. I have its little one in my backpack."
"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
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'Congratulations on your retirement. You can have this back now.'
'OK, here we go. In order to pinpoint the cause of violence in sports...'
'At least your arthritis didn't prevent you from opening that jar of pickles!'
'I always have trouble getting the lid off a new jar of brains.'
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'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'
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"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"
'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'
Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'
'Want a jar to put them in?'
'Where did you find a jar with a childproof lid?'
'Guess how many I ATE.'
"Sergio, are we having money problems?"
'I'm sorry, dear, but you've been made redundant.'
'I saved all my pennies in a jar, and do you know what I had after five years?'
'There must be something else you can offer to our relationship than opening jars that are stuck?'
Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'
Julie was in a pickle