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'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'
War And Peace?/The Catcher in the Rye?/Citizen Kane?/Jaws?
'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'
Great British White Shark
'Dude, it's been four hours since the frenzy and you're still burping that stuff up? That regurgitated rubber smell from those paddles is downright nasty!'
Dentist asks lion if he's considered health insurance.
A woman jumps over a giant mouth
'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'
"Mr. Ferguson would be delighted to tell you how happy he is with the mechanical head we've given him, only its little jaw is stuck."
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'Foul? You call that a foul? I barely applied a fraction of my jaw's 1,500-pounds-per-square-inch crushing potential!'
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'Run for your life! It's a Tyrannosaurus Mex! And it has maracas!'
"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."
'Don't be intimidated. His jaws can crush a Volkswagen, but with those puny forearms, his punches pack very little power.'
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'Punch him in the jaw!'
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Jaws 3 - The Litigation
Man with bandaged jaw.
'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'
Two sharks are eating some Chinese people -
A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.
'Let's try a new approach - I want you to go to the dentist and have all your teeth pulled out.'
'Whoa, hold on a minute! This is way too easy. It's got to be a hoax.'
The pre-frenzy huddle.
'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'