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"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."
"Go back to bed or we'll make you watch Jay Leno."
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"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."
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'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'
'So which camp are you in, Conan or Leno?'
"Dump Leno and get Perot."
'Do you think the country was better off under Leno and Letterman, or under Fallon and Colbert?'
'I don't get it. How can you say Leno is better than Letterman?'
And tonight's guests are...
Moving to earlier and earlier time slots, comedian Jay Leno would eventually host 'As the Jay Turns' at 8am.
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'In the event of a new Gulf War, Letterman and Leno agreed to reduce their arsenal of middle eastern jokes and stockpile them for possible use later...'
'Alan's claim to fame is that he was once a Jay Leno punch line.'
'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'
'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'
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